When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
White PPL vs. Black PPL Wen trippin
"She wanted to wear her Hello Kitty dress. So we compromised."
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
If you have a cat you will.
Dylan O’Brien accepting Breakthrough Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards